They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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