So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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