Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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