I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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