I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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