i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
