Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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