school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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