He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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