Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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