Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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