I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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