you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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