You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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