why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Of course I have a pirate flag
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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