Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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