He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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