I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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