I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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