I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i barfeds in our rink
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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