I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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