I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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