I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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