oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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