found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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