i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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