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Im on beer infinity
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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