then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
