if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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