That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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