I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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