Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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