I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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