my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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