I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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