I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
tell me about the fingering
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