you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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