fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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