I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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