I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Randomize
