My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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