I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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