she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Couch. On fire.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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