I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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