But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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