I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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