Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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