He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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