I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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