fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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