She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
