I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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