sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The Olympian is in my bed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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