How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He? As in you personified your dick?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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